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Home                                                                                                              In a galaxy far, far away...

Members                                     There was a young jedi named Igha-Ishtar Molenkula Urath. Because he was so gastly disfigured and

rules                                                  people just couldn't pronounce his damned name, they called him Godless (after is long dead Father             

links                                                   Guadolope Ikstar-Black Numerosk...erm Godless). On a dark and cloudy day Godless was being chased                                                                    

                                                                         by the local people of Azweepay, for raping a virgin...well she wasn't exactly a virgin anymore but

                                   nevertheless, it was a horrible! crime.  Then suddenly out of a time portal appeard Sam, who was also known
 

                                                         on his ow planet as Azure, because his eyes were as blue as the...you catch my drift. I bet the guy was
    

                                                                  just wearing contacts but his eyes were blue...anyway, this heroic man-dog (wtf) came  trough the help of
                                 

                                                                 his spinal-combustion engine he layed down at scrabble (tripple word score+...blabla...).  Trough the magical 
                          

                                                                     game of scrabble he was sucked trough a time portal and appeared in front of the chased Godless.
 

                                                               Attracted to this gastly disfigured creature, Azure fought of his attackers, they married and lived long ever after...           

                                                                                                The end